Ah, technology! The internet has brought us many wonderful things and Google searching is one of them. And a subset of that awesome, often helpful, and often time-wasting technological capability is the ability of Google to predict what search you're going to do or what question you're going to ask it.
When you start typing in the Google search box, a plethora of possible answers will come up in an attempt to save you from the horrible drudgery of typing those two or three extra words. And every so often, the options it provides you with are truly bizarre and hilarious. And the marvelous thing is, someone somewhere actually asked these questions.
Here's a collection of our favorites, submitted for your perusal.